Letters from mad people

Another random email. People seem to be getting the hang of this
benjymous @ 02/04/03

Letters from mad people #6 - 02/04/03

From:Abigail Chandler
To:grapefruitopia.com
Sent:Tue 18/03/2003 14:48
Subject:madness 

i am a mad person also so i feel i can relate to u!! apples will be the
destruction of this eartH!! maybe apples or the brain eatin escalators i
have often encountered on my shopping travels!! they are parcial to shoe
laces!! beware!! madperson@skool :o) p.s. always watch out for the falling
post box's they will catch you at any time of the day!!

My reply..

From:benjymous
To:Abigail Chandler
Sent:Tue 18/03/2003 15:14
Subject:RE: madness 

> i am a mad person also so i feel i can relate to u!! 
Welcome to the fold.  Madness is in the eye of the beholder, so who's to
say we're not the normal ones?  Probably the beholder, I guess, he's a
tricky fellow.

> apples will be the destruction of this eartH!!
That seems likely.  I believe even Sadam is allowed to keep his apples! 
What is the world coming to?

> maybe apples or the brain eatin escalators i have often encountered 
> on my shopping travels!! 

Automatic doors, too.  They've got it in for me.  I hear their laughing in
my sleep

> they are parcial to shoe laces!!

Dip them in apple juice.  The escalators are evil, but they're not stupid

> beware!! 

too late!  arrgh!

> madperson@skool :o)
> p.s. always watch out for the falling post box's they will catch
> you at any time of the day!!

Especially when they come back for second post. 

Worship the squirrel, and beyond all, keep watching the sky (what for, I
don't know.  maybe ducks)

and..

Sadly no response. Maybe the escalators finished her off :(

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